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Ten Things I Like: Celeb Bikini Bods


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The time has come — it’s here: The dreaded bikini season. The worst/best time of year for any young lady who only owns bikinis but thinks she should just be wearing a one piece — sort of like myself. And I know who to blame for that. Those batchy celebrities who make it their business to look so fly in bathing suits and make me feel like I need to look the same. Not to mention an evil known as photoshop. So RUDE! “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” HA! Just about anything worth eating tastes BETTER. But who am I kidding, there’s nothing I love more, than quietly judging strangers around me while I turn golden brown under those lovely UV rays. Here I come Jersey Shore… bring it on summer sun, enjoy my body fat while I pretend I look like these galz…

1. Annalynne Mccordceleb bikini body anna-lynne mccord

2. Bethany Frankelceleb bikini body bethany frankel

3. Lea Michele
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4. Taylor Swift

5. Miley Cyrusceleb bikini bods miley cyrus

6. Kim Kardashian

7. Audrina Patridge

8. Megan Fox

9. Julia Roberts — like are you kidding me, she is 44 freaking years old and she looks better than me.

10. And of course… Kate Upton.

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How could I post about bikinis without mentioning this girl whose recent cat daddy video has probably found a wonderful place in your your boyfriend’s brain.

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